When AI research goes wrong… (you submit it to the Image of Research)

Yong, Adrian Xiao Bin

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Title

When AI research goes wrong… (you submit it to the Image of Research)

Author(s)

Yong, Adrian Xiao Bin

Issue Date

2024

Keyword(s)

Materials Science and Engineering

Abstract

[Calls number. A receptionist picks up.]Receptionist: Hello, Ghostbusters. What d’ya want?Me: Ghostbusters, help! I think the ghost of Picasso is haunting my computer!Receptionist: The ghost of Picasso? What makes you think it’s the ghost of Picasso?Me: Well, I was building an AI to generate some atomic structures of materials, but instead it started generating these very weird faces…, the Picasso-kind of faces. It’s gotta be the ghost of Picasso! Receptionist: *sighs* And what do you want us to do? Show up and tell you that it’s the ghost of Picasso so you can sell those pictures for a ton of money? Look kid, we are a professional agency fighting real ghosts and giant marshmallows. We are not out to scam folks and make money off them.Me: This isn’t a scam, I’m a legit scientist trying to accelerate materials development using generative AI!Receptionist: Yeah yeah whatever. Bye-bye and don’t call us again.[Line disconnects.] [Calls number again. The receptionist picks up.]Receptionist: Hello, Ghostbusters. What d’ya want?Me: Can I at least get Bill Murray’s signatures on the pictures? I’m sure they’ll sell well as NFTs.[Line disconnects.]

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eng

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